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The gender issue....we all know him and some love him. Others hate him. But yet, I like to annoy him

Ways

-hide in his closet
-when he comes in, start singing "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
-take his clay and flush it down the toilet
-tell Kakuzu that Deidara has money in his room and videotape the raid
-replace his shampoo with pink hairdye (can't leave out the classics)
-when his hair is pink, tell him he looks like Sakura
-when he's talking, pretend to snore
-call him the gender blender
-when in the mall,  drag him into Victoria's Secret and make him try on thongs...
-tell him they make him look more feminine, the way he should look
-put flour in his hair dryer (I did that to my mom)
- when he asks you to do something, scream,"ARE YOU THREATINING ME??"
-tell him his pants are on fire and spray the extinguisher all over him
-give Tobi lots of sugar, or crack
-lock him in a closet with Tobi for 45 min or until he screams,"I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!"
-videotape him singing to Shania Twain's "I feel Like A Woman"
-dress him up as the Easter Bunny for Easter
-everytime he askes you something, reply,"Does this make my butt look big?"
- wave your butt in his face while you ask
-ask him how he and Sasori's marriage is
-make him think all the toilets have monsters in them
-laugh at him randomly
-(This works best if your a guy) everytime he starts talking, say,"FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!"
-hide his clay in the shower
-CONSTANTLY remind him that he dies
-take pictures of him sleeping and put them up on youtube
-ask him to let you braid his hair
-when he FINALY says yes, tell him braiding hair is for little girls
-(This works best in front of EVERYONE!) pull his pants down
-tell him he's a girl
-when he says he's a guy, aks him for proof
-tell him Tobi isn't gay everytime he tries to kill him
-put pictures of Tobi all around his room
-call everyone that has ever HATED him and tell them that he's finally coming out to say he's a he/she or gay
-when he's taking a shower (make sure he has shampoo in his hair), fake the one of the Akatsuki member's voices and scream,"FIRE FIRE FIRE GET OUT!"
-snap a pic when he runs out
-put it on the Akatsuki christmas card
-buy a fake diary and write stuff in it like "Kakuzu is SOO HOT!" and "Leader is mofo" and crap like that
-pull it out during a VERY IMPORTANT MEETING and claim it's his
-read all the stuff you wrote out loud
-claim you found a naked picture of Sasori in his room
-tell him it's not okay to pleasure himself (handmouths)
-replace his cloaks with dresses that has Sasori's hair all over it
-when he walks out, scream that HE MADE LOVE WITH SASORI'S PUPPET!
-announce everything he does like this...ahem..."Deidara is now walking into the kitchen. He puts his left foot down first, now his right. Isn't that amzing ladies and gentlemen?"
-give him a puppy and name him Tobi
-Replace all of his clay with pink playdough
-paint his room pink and tell him it was Leader's idea
-drug him and tattto a picture of Sasori on his forehead
-show him this

AND IF YOUR STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THIS *BONUS*
take all of his hair care products
-ask him which shampoo he uses
-while he's in the shower
This was probably one of the best things I've made in a long time.....I'll be coming out with a Pein (Leader) one soon so hold on ladies and gentlemen...but whatever you do.....don't tell Deidara or anyone in the Akatsuki for that matter......that I'm making these...
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Wafflepunk Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
give tobi lots of sugar, THEN lock him in a closet with Dei. XD
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2010
Or you can do it the other way around xD
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ItsAMuffin Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Student Digital Artist
i would so try all that on Deidara. :D
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Luna-Uchiha-7 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2010
AWSOME i must try that on people
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subaru29 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
o.m.g...i did this in a naruto rp...my char was murdered..LUCKILY SHE HAD A TWIN..so she cont the word :3
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
All of these pranks are actual ones I've done xD
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subaru29 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
oh god...wow
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
Lately I hvent been able to post new ones :cry:
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subaru29 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
awwww
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2009
Yaaahhhh....
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