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The gender issue....we all know him and some love him. Others hate him. But yet, I like to annoy him


-hide in his closet
-when he comes in, start singing "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
-take his clay and flush it down the toilet
-tell Kakuzu that Deidara has money in his room and videotape the raid
-replace his shampoo with pink hairdye (can't leave out the classics)
-when his hair is pink, tell him he looks like Sakura
-when he's talking, pretend to snore
-call him the gender blender
-when in the mall,  drag him into Victoria's Secret and make him try on thongs...
-tell him they make him look more feminine, the way he should look
-put flour in his hair dryer (I did that to my mom)
- when he asks you to do something, scream,"ARE YOU THREATINING ME??"
-tell him his pants are on fire and spray the extinguisher all over him
-give Tobi lots of sugar, or crack
-lock him in a closet with Tobi for 45 min or until he screams,"I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!"
-videotape him singing to Shania Twain's "I feel Like A Woman"
-dress him up as the Easter Bunny for Easter
-everytime he askes you something, reply,"Does this make my butt look big?"
- wave your butt in his face while you ask
-ask him how he and Sasori's marriage is
-make him think all the toilets have monsters in them
-laugh at him randomly
-(This works best if your a guy) everytime he starts talking, say,"FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!"
-hide his clay in the shower
-CONSTANTLY remind him that he dies
-take pictures of him sleeping and put them up on youtube
-ask him to let you braid his hair
-when he FINALY says yes, tell him braiding hair is for little girls
-(This works best in front of EVERYONE!) pull his pants down
-tell him he's a girl
-when he says he's a guy, aks him for proof
-tell him Tobi isn't gay everytime he tries to kill him
-put pictures of Tobi all around his room
-call everyone that has ever HATED him and tell them that he's finally coming out to say he's a he/she or gay
-when he's taking a shower (make sure he has shampoo in his hair), fake the one of the Akatsuki member's voices and scream,"FIRE FIRE FIRE GET OUT!"
-snap a pic when he runs out
-put it on the Akatsuki christmas card
-buy a fake diary and write stuff in it like "Kakuzu is SOO HOT!" and "Leader is mofo" and crap like that
-pull it out during a VERY IMPORTANT MEETING and claim it's his
-read all the stuff you wrote out loud
-claim you found a naked picture of Sasori in his room
-tell him it's not okay to pleasure himself (handmouths)
-replace his cloaks with dresses that has Sasori's hair all over it
-when he walks out, scream that HE MADE LOVE WITH SASORI'S PUPPET!
-announce everything he does like this...ahem..."Deidara is now walking into the kitchen. He puts his left foot down first, now his right. Isn't that amzing ladies and gentlemen?"
-give him a puppy and name him Tobi
-Replace all of his clay with pink playdough
-paint his room pink and tell him it was Leader's idea
-drug him and tattto a picture of Sasori on his forehead
-show him this

take all of his hair care products
-ask him which shampoo he uses
-while he's in the shower
This was probably one of the best things I've made in a long time.....I'll be coming out with a Pein (Leader) one soon so hold on ladies and gentlemen...but whatever you do.....don't tell Deidara or anyone in the Akatsuki for that matter......that I'm making these...
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Wafflepunk Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
give tobi lots of sugar, THEN lock him in a closet with Dei. XD
deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2010
Or you can do it the other way around xD
ItsAMuffin Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Student Digital Artist
i would so try all that on Deidara. :D
Luna-Uchiha-7 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2010
AWSOME i must try that on people
subaru29 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
o.m.g...i did this in a naruto char was murdered..LUCKILY SHE HAD A she cont the word :3
deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
All of these pranks are actual ones I've done xD
subaru29 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
Lately I hvent been able to post new ones :cry:
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