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The gender issue....we all know him and some love him. Others hate him. But yet, I like to annoy him

Ways

-hide in his closet
-when he comes in, start singing "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
-take his clay and flush it down the toilet
-tell Kakuzu that Deidara has money in his room and videotape the raid
-replace his shampoo with pink hairdye (can't leave out the classics)
-when his hair is pink, tell him he looks like Sakura
-when he's talking, pretend to snore
-call him the gender blender
-when in the mall,  drag him into Victoria's Secret and make him try on thongs...
-tell him they make him look more feminine, the way he should look
-put flour in his hair dryer (I did that to my mom)
- when he asks you to do something, scream,"ARE YOU THREATINING ME??"
-tell him his pants are on fire and spray the extinguisher all over him
-give Tobi lots of sugar, or crack
-lock him in a closet with Tobi for 45 min or until he screams,"I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!"
-videotape him singing to Shania Twain's "I feel Like A Woman"
-dress him up as the Easter Bunny for Easter
-everytime he askes you something, reply,"Does this make my butt look big?"
- wave your butt in his face while you ask
-ask him how he and Sasori's marriage is
-make him think all the toilets have monsters in them
-laugh at him randomly
-(This works best if your a guy) everytime he starts talking, say,"FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!"
-hide his clay in the shower
-CONSTANTLY remind him that he dies
-take pictures of him sleeping and put them up on youtube
-ask him to let you braid his hair
-when he FINALY says yes, tell him braiding hair is for little girls
-(This works best in front of EVERYONE!) pull his pants down
-tell him he's a girl
-when he says he's a guy, aks him for proof
-tell him Tobi isn't gay everytime he tries to kill him
-put pictures of Tobi all around his room
-call everyone that has ever HATED him and tell them that he's finally coming out to say he's a he/she or gay
-when he's taking a shower (make sure he has shampoo in his hair), fake the one of the Akatsuki member's voices and scream,"FIRE FIRE FIRE GET OUT!"
-snap a pic when he runs out
-put it on the Akatsuki christmas card
-buy a fake diary and write stuff in it like "Kakuzu is SOO HOT!" and "Leader is mofo" and crap like that
-pull it out during a VERY IMPORTANT MEETING and claim it's his
-read all the stuff you wrote out loud
-claim you found a naked picture of Sasori in his room
-tell him it's not okay to pleasure himself (handmouths)
-replace his cloaks with dresses that has Sasori's hair all over it
-when he walks out, scream that HE MADE LOVE WITH SASORI'S PUPPET!
-announce everything he does like this...ahem..."Deidara is now walking into the kitchen. He puts his left foot down first, now his right. Isn't that amzing ladies and gentlemen?"
-give him a puppy and name him Tobi
-Replace all of his clay with pink playdough
-paint his room pink and tell him it was Leader's idea
-drug him and tattto a picture of Sasori on his forehead
-show him this

AND IF YOUR STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THIS *BONUS*
take all of his hair care products
-ask him which shampoo he uses
-while he's in the shower
This was probably one of the best things I've made in a long time.....I'll be coming out with a Pein (Leader) one soon so hold on ladies and gentlemen...but whatever you do.....don't tell Deidara or anyone in the Akatsuki for that matter......that I'm making these...
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Wafflepunk Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
give tobi lots of sugar, THEN lock him in a closet with Dei. XD
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2010
Or you can do it the other way around xD
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ItsAMuffin Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2010  Student Digital Artist
i would so try all that on Deidara. :D
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Luna-Uchiha-7 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2010
AWSOME i must try that on people
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subaru29 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
o.m.g...i did this in a naruto rp...my char was murdered..LUCKILY SHE HAD A TWIN..so she cont the word :3
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
All of these pranks are actual ones I've done xD
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:iconsubaru29:
subaru29 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
oh god...wow
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:icondeidarasgirl15:
deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
Lately I hvent been able to post new ones :cry:
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subaru29 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
awwww
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:icondeidarasgirl15:
deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2009
Yaaahhhh....
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:iconsubaru29:
subaru29 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2009
well work on one! how bout kakashi this time XD or even better! sasori ^^
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2009
Was thinking about doing a tsunade one,..
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SakuraIsDeidarasGirl Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2009  Student Digital Artist
deidara is so cute but i think it is funny when people come up with ways to annoy him lol
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009
If u only knew what other things I'm getting ready to add lolz... I'm making one for itachi and then a sequal to deidaras lolz
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SakuraIsDeidarasGirl Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009  Student Digital Artist
oh yay i can't wait to read them they are really funny lol
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009
Thanx... I've been focusing on my story more though lolz
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SakuraIsDeidarasGirl Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009  Student Digital Artist
your welcome
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009
Thanx for putting me on ur watch list! :D
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SakuraIsDeidarasGirl Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009  Student Digital Artist
your welcome ^_^
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lucylupe910 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2009
lolz x]
i wouldnt be living if i did this
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009
I've been chased countless of times <.< >.> don't try it at home kids xD
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lucylupe910 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2009
Oh I wanna try it :(
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2009
<.<
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Ok... Not my problem if u get blown up >.< and don't lead him to meh! X3
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lucylupe910 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2009
D: I wouldn't get blown up.
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2009
.... Shove his clay in the toilet for a precaution >.> <.<
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2008  Student General Artist
Yeah, I was going to say... If you show him the list of ways to tick him off, then he'll be in on it and better able to ignore you... Except for that, though, I love this list!!!
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2008
-bows- thank u thank u....ill be here all year...for the rest of my life
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2008  Student General Artist
XDDDDDD
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008
that's what im here for! XDD
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Death-angel-ninja Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2008
lol nice emily
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2008
thank u...i'm making a gaara one soon...
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Death-angel-ninja Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
yeah good luck with that
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
actually....ive already come up with 158 ways...i just have to narrow them down...
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Death-angel-ninja Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
lol
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
check out the ways to annoy lee...made it in 31 minutes flat
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Death-angel-ninja Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
kool and i did
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
like it.....
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ScarredStar Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2008
when you make the 50 ways to annoy pein,and do the stuff on the lisy your dead arnt you?
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:icondeidarasgirl15:
deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2008
yea....basically..
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ScarredStar Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
only reason you make thoes list?
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:icondeidarasgirl15:
deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
yes....thats the only reason
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ScarredStar Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
now only if i could tell if that was scarcasm(sp)
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
it is idiot...gaahhh....people r stupid...
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ScarredStar Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
was i know im dumb -beep-
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KrazyCatQueen Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
XD i love deidara.... But these are always fun to read..... Oh, i got another... If your some akatsuki fangirl .... besides a deidara fangirl such as i... or if you love konan.... You can go up to him and scream : "NO! Sasori/tobi/zetsu/kaukuzu/hidan/kisame/itachi/Pein IS MINEEEEEE!" lol
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2008
i'm making all of the akatsuki one and on requests i'll make another naruto character..i'm busy making a gaara one right now...but they usually only take me abouyt 30 minutes for 50....i
ve used some of them in real life too....
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Nen-Ten Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2009
u.... should do one for hidan
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2009
I will... I won't b posting for a while though since I'm on a writers block for one of my other stories...
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KrazyCatQueen Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
XD me too. My friend looks like deidara... >> must go annoy....
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deidarasgirl15 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008
my friend dressed up as deidara and went to a community pool....she got chased by 17 crazy fangirls for a mile and a HALF!!!!! her friend taped it and it should be on youtube
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