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Leader-sama this and Leader-sama that...doesn't anyone get sick of him ordering you around? Well I do, and a nasty little prank is the thing to get him back.
50 Ways
- when he is eating dinner, put a magnet under the tabke and watch his face slam into the table
- make his favorite food, and tell him shadows get none
- replace all the piercings in his bodies
- ask him is that the reasin he has six bodies is that his ego is too big for one
- play follow the Leader (Bonus if you get Tobi to do it)
- follow him randomly (Bonus if you dress up as the one foot tall brick wall)
- make random sounds to distract him when he turns around
- make Deidara blwo up his room
- ask him why Konan isn't pregnat yet
- Hidan is flirting with Konan
- tape the fight and put it on youtube
- buy him a joker costume and insist he wear it to protect his idenity
- when throwing kunai, throw some as his eyes
- because they look like targets
- make him beleive that all the toilets are haunted by a ghost that eats people
- make a cake and tell him your gonna test it for poison
- the eat it in front of him
- tie a rope to his leg and put Tobi in a red wagon
- insist that Tobi repeat Tobi's a good boy
- start singing the never ending song
- at 3:37 every morning
- hide random pictures of puppies around his room like under his bed, in his bed and in his closet
- tape record your voice saying "I'm watching you" in his room like in the back of his closet or in a shoe
- then watch as the insomnia begins
- while asleep, draw lines on his face, put sharingan contacts in eyes and dye his hair black
- take a picture and send it to Itachi saying he didn't kill all of his clan
- then send it to Sasuke and tell im his father is alive
- repeatedly poke his hair
- when he askes why, tell him that his hair is pointy
- then, use him as a weapon (Bonus if it's against Tobi)
- make a plushie of him and when he goes out on a mission, scream in your whinest voice "BUT WEADER WANTS TO GO WITH YOU!" (Bonus in front of everyone)
- if he says no, beat him with the plushie
- in the very rare moment he says yes, have a dump truck ready to drop on him filled with plushies
- then, dump it on him and Konan
- laugh at random times of the day (Bonus during a meeting)
- start humming the Darth Vader Tune every time he walks into a room
- when he wants to eat tell him silly ghost, food is for people
- then, spray him with a water gun
- dump black paint on yourself then tell everyone that your him
- when he gets an evil idea, spray him with a spray bottle and yell,"Bad Pein. In the corner! Your being too evil today."
- then, continue spraying him
- the classics, dye his hair pink
- (This is more for the whole Akatsuki) switch everyone's rings around, but put them one the right finger and see how long it takes for them to figure it out
- switch his cloaks out for girly dresses
- watch the whole Akatsuki
- randomly snore when he talks
- make sure to destroy his alarm claock when he sleeps
- set his alarm clock to go off at 1:56 am every morning
- then, set it off every morning for a week
50 Ways
- when he is eating dinner, put a magnet under the tabke and watch his face slam into the table
- make his favorite food, and tell him shadows get none
- replace all the piercings in his bodies
- ask him is that the reasin he has six bodies is that his ego is too big for one
- play follow the Leader (Bonus if you get Tobi to do it)
- follow him randomly (Bonus if you dress up as the one foot tall brick wall)
- make random sounds to distract him when he turns around
- make Deidara blwo up his room
- ask him why Konan isn't pregnat yet
- Hidan is flirting with Konan
- tape the fight and put it on youtube
- buy him a joker costume and insist he wear it to protect his idenity
- when throwing kunai, throw some as his eyes
- because they look like targets
- make him beleive that all the toilets are haunted by a ghost that eats people
- make a cake and tell him your gonna test it for poison
- the eat it in front of him
- tie a rope to his leg and put Tobi in a red wagon
- insist that Tobi repeat Tobi's a good boy
- start singing the never ending song
- at 3:37 every morning
- hide random pictures of puppies around his room like under his bed, in his bed and in his closet
- tape record your voice saying "I'm watching you" in his room like in the back of his closet or in a shoe
- then watch as the insomnia begins
- while asleep, draw lines on his face, put sharingan contacts in eyes and dye his hair black
- take a picture and send it to Itachi saying he didn't kill all of his clan
- then send it to Sasuke and tell im his father is alive
- repeatedly poke his hair
- when he askes why, tell him that his hair is pointy
- then, use him as a weapon (Bonus if it's against Tobi)
- make a plushie of him and when he goes out on a mission, scream in your whinest voice "BUT WEADER WANTS TO GO WITH YOU!" (Bonus in front of everyone)
- if he says no, beat him with the plushie
- in the very rare moment he says yes, have a dump truck ready to drop on him filled with plushies
- then, dump it on him and Konan
- laugh at random times of the day (Bonus during a meeting)
- start humming the Darth Vader Tune every time he walks into a room
- when he wants to eat tell him silly ghost, food is for people
- then, spray him with a water gun
- dump black paint on yourself then tell everyone that your him
- when he gets an evil idea, spray him with a spray bottle and yell,"Bad Pein. In the corner! Your being too evil today."
- then, continue spraying him
- the classics, dye his hair pink
- (This is more for the whole Akatsuki) switch everyone's rings around, but put them one the right finger and see how long it takes for them to figure it out
- switch his cloaks out for girly dresses
- watch the whole Akatsuki
- randomly snore when he talks
- make sure to destroy his alarm claock when he sleeps
- set his alarm clock to go off at 1:56 am every morning
- then, set it off every morning for a week
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50 ways to annoy Deidara...
if youre Tobi.
1) Call him Deidei <3
2) Tell him how AWESOME Sasuke is in your opinion.
3) Tell him how even more awesome and supercool Itachi is in your opinion.
4) Shout, Tobi is a good boy! again and again and again and again and again.
5) Tell him that he's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen!
6) When Deidara lets explode some of his clay, say, Whoa, Senpai, THAT sure was a loud fart!
7) Plait his hair while hes asleep and add a cute pink ribbon ^^
8) Glomp him <3
9) Eat some yummy icecream while hes busy trying to catch a Jinchuriki.
10) Once he caught the Jinchuriki,
Literature
50 Ways to Piss Off Kakuzu
1. Call him Zuzu or Kazu
2. Tell him hes almost as much of a cold-hearted bastard as Pein or Madara
3. Tell him he seriously needs some moisturizer
4. Ask if you can borrow one of his hearts
5. Dye his stitches pink
6. Ask whats wrong with his eyes
7. When the faces come out of his back, make a face and say Ew, his pimples burst!
8. Ask why he can throw up string and if thats really useful
9. Accuse him of being the one to start the nail polish trend
10. Cut out one of his tentacles
11. Play jump rope with it
12. Ask if you can borrow some money
13. Compare him to Mr. Krabs (both are REALLY cheap ^__^
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50 Ways to Piss Off Kankuro
1. Ask if hes upset that his LITTLE BROTHER beat him to becoming Kazekage
2. Point out that he wears more makeup than his sister
3. Get him a Sephora gift card for his birthday
4. Tell everyone its what he asked for
5. Show him GaaKanku
6. Ask why everyone thinks hes a perv
7. Glomp him and yell KITTY!!!
8. Do this in front of the Sand Council
9. Ask him to put on a puppet show for you
10. Tell him using Sasoris old puppets is cheating
11. Go on and on about how HAWT Gaara is
12. Tell him Shikamarus doing his sister
13. Tell him its really pathetic to be afraid of his little brother
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HAHAHA I love the one where I should dump a truckful of plushies on him before he goes on a mission and force him to carry them with him..