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50 Ways To Annoy Pein

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Leader-sama this and Leader-sama that...doesn't anyone get sick of him ordering you around? Well I do, and a nasty little prank is the thing to get him back.

50 Ways
- when he is eating dinner, put a magnet under the tabke and watch his face slam into the table
- make his favorite food, and tell him shadows get none
- replace all the piercings in his bodies
- ask him is that the reasin he has six bodies is that his ego is too big for one
- play follow the Leader (Bonus if you get Tobi to do it)
- follow him randomly (Bonus if you dress up as the one foot tall brick wall)
- make random sounds to distract him when he turns around
- make Deidara blwo up his room
- ask him why Konan isn't pregnat yet
- Hidan is flirting with Konan
- tape the fight and put it on youtube
- buy him a joker costume and insist he wear it to protect his idenity
- when throwing kunai, throw some as his eyes
- because they look like targets
- make him beleive that all the toilets are haunted by a ghost that eats people
- make a cake and tell him your gonna test it for poison
- the eat it in front of him
- tie a rope to his leg and put Tobi in a red wagon
- insist that Tobi repeat Tobi's a good boy
- start singing the never ending song
- at 3:37 every morning
- hide random pictures of puppies around his room like under his bed, in his bed and in his closet
- tape record your voice saying  "I'm watching you" in his room like in the back of his closet or in a shoe
- then watch as the insomnia begins
- while asleep, draw lines on his face, put sharingan contacts in eyes and dye his hair black
- take a picture and send it to Itachi saying he didn't kill all of his clan
- then send it to Sasuke and tell im his father is alive
- repeatedly poke his hair
- when he askes why, tell him that his hair is pointy
- then, use him as a weapon (Bonus if it's against Tobi)
- make a plushie of him and when he goes out on a mission, scream in your whinest voice "BUT WEADER WANTS TO GO WITH YOU!" (Bonus in front of everyone)
- if he says no, beat him with the plushie
- in the very rare moment he says yes, have a dump truck ready to drop on him filled with plushies
- then, dump it on him and Konan
- laugh at random times of the day (Bonus during a meeting)
- start humming the Darth Vader Tune every time he walks into a room
- when he wants to eat tell him silly ghost, food is for people
- then, spray him with a water gun
- dump black paint on yourself then tell everyone that your him
- when he gets an evil idea, spray him with a spray bottle and yell,"Bad Pein. In the corner! Your being too evil today."
- then, continue spraying him
- the classics, dye his hair pink
- (This is more for the whole Akatsuki) switch everyone's rings around, but put them one the right finger and see how long it takes for them to figure it out
- switch his cloaks out for girly dresses
- watch the whole Akatsuki
- randomly snore when he talks
- make sure to destroy his alarm claock when he sleeps
- set his alarm clock to go off at 1:56 am every morning
- then, set it off every morning for a week
I love doing this...-evil smirk-..some of these pranks were form a very helpfull friend of mine named :icondeath-angel-ninja: Death-angel-ninja...she's looking over my shoulder now..-eye twitch-.. another Tobi...ggrreat....AND SO ARE FROSTED FLAKES! GRREAT,....now's she's snorting.....piggy
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Chibi-Uchiha4's avatar
HAHAHA I love the one where I should dump a truckful of plushies on him before he goes on a mission and force him to carry them with him.. :XD: