50 Ways To Annoy Rock Lee

YOUTH this and YOUTH that!! Doesn't anyone get sick of it? Well I do...and these here are some ways to get him back:

Ways
- when he screams Youth, tell him he has none
- classics, PINK...HAIR DYE!
- mail Sakura a letter saying he hates her guts
- shave off his eyebrows
- auction the hairs on ebay
- tell him you now something he doesn't know
- when he gets the answer scream "YOUR MOTHER!"
- tell him you have a secret scroll for taijutsu
- when it's really just rolled up paper
- get the highest amount of money from him
- when he sees it blank, run like heck
- tell him Gai sensei is taken
- wash his suits so there 2 sizes too small
- tell him you killed Gai sensei
- give him a ring and tell him it's from Gai
- watch his face the brief moment as he realized his dream came true
- for his birthday, tell him he's gonna die
- or tell him that he'll be paralyzed for life
- get him a Kimmimaru plushie
- when he goes out for training yell,"Kimmi-chan wants to go WITH YOUU," in the highest pitched voice you can go with (even better if you a guy)
- when he says no scream,"BUT HE WUVVS YOU!!!!"
- better yet, get him a Gaara plushie
- record Gaara's voice saying your weak
- hide the recorders somewhere in his house in the least imaginable places you would find them like in a can or in the back of a closet
- laugh when he doesn't find them
- then, set up a video camera up in the training area and use a transformation jutsu to transform as Gai
- then, start singing the "I'm Not Wearing Underpants" song as loud as you can possibly imagine
- then, disappear when Gai shows up
- hide milk cartons in random places in his house
- laugh when he doesn't find them
- if he doesn't find them all, hey, milk rots sometime
- steal all of his money
- spend it on Sasuke items
- put them all around his house with kosses and love notes on them
- take a picture (bonus if it's Sakura)
- show it to EVERYONE
- (this is better to annoy the village) transform as him and wreak havoc on the village
- laugh when he gets blamed
- when he walks into some place, play "Everybody Was Kung-Foo Fighting" as loud as you can
- take a picture of Sasuke when he gets out of the shower
- then tell everyone you found it in Lee's Room
- better yet, tell everyone he's finally moved on to better things (Bonus if you tell it Gai)
- get the worst costume as Gaara or Sasuke and follow him around all day
- bonus if your wearing a "Rock Lee Lover" shirt on
- throw random items at people like a toilet seat
- turn around and blame the him
- tell him the Akatsuki ar inavding while he's in the shower
- put it on photobucket
- then, show it to Gai
- bonus if you edit it