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The lazy butt of the Konoha. God its easy to annoy him... BELEIVE ME!
- poke him randomly
- let my bff Steph glomp him to death (That's her job not mine -.-)
- simple: mix every hair dye known to man in his shampoo
-stalk him O.o (Steph took care of that)
- dress up as him in the worst possible cosplay and folllow him around and INSIST your the real Shikamaru (bonus if you get a Sasuke one)
- hot sauce: do I have to explain myself?
-- YAOI with all the worst possible crosses like ShikaNaru ShikaOro ShikaIta and let's not forget the great classic SHIKAHOKAGE!
- Drag him into Victoria's Secret and insist he comment on the new thong you want to buy
-try it on ans wave your ass in his face with " DOes this tthong make me ASS look huge?!" (steph would do this just to give shika a nose bleed. xD YOUTUBE TIME!)
- Give Emmy pop rocks and and lock him in a room with me for an hour
- Then mix a monster in with that
- Tell everyone in Konoha that he raped Temari with a can opener
- Light his house on fire with fireworks (I've done that O.o)
- Confuse him talking him in mumbles and then screaming out randomly
- Wake him up at 4:36 every morning singing the Never Ending Song
- Every day for the rest of his life until he gets a new lock
- Tell him he looks like some random Twilight Character and watch the fan girl rodeo.
- Buy a Shika plushie and then insist that "SHIKA WANTS TO GO WITH JOO!" o3o
- If he says no, beat him with it until he says yes
- When he says yes tell him that "Shika hates you like ur mommy."
- randomly scream "SHIKA RAPED A DOORKNOB IN MY HOUSE!" or any random crap that goes with that...
- Steal all the boxed and canned food from his house
- Either blame it on Choji or:
- Dump all the food out from the boxes and etc
- Then put sticky notes in the bottom that say "Try Again in 15 Minutes"
- place camera around his house with flashes so ever minute of the night hes woken up by a flash
- randomly place eggs around his house like in his shoes or in the bathroom
- if he doesn't find them all, well eggs rot don't they?
- Throw a shuriken at the back of someone's head then turn around and blame it on Shika
- Trash his house and then say that when he doesn't remember that he was drunk
- get him some kind of annoying animal and insist that he keeps it
- make sure it isn't house trained
- throw rocks at his window and shatter it then run like hell
- tell him the evil muffin lord is coming to rape him in his sleep with tons of brownies
- then eat a brownie in front of him really slowly
- start slowmo at random times of the day when something heroic
-when he asks say that its because he is randomly confuzzled me with a snufflelumpikis
- then attack him
- make sure you buy him the Icha Icha Paradise book...
- but its really Kakashi's stiolen one
- watch as the beat down begins
- then put the fight on youtube
- Call everyone he hates and insist that he's not gay anymore people, I was just drunk when that happened,,
- tatto puppies on his arms
- when he's watching the clouds, act like Godzilla around him
- then insist your stomping Tokyo
- steal all his clothes and replace them with girly dresses
- but then wear them the next day
- MAKE HIM READ THIS!!!!
- poke him randomly
- let my bff Steph glomp him to death (That's her job not mine -.-)
- simple: mix every hair dye known to man in his shampoo
-stalk him O.o (Steph took care of that)
- dress up as him in the worst possible cosplay and folllow him around and INSIST your the real Shikamaru (bonus if you get a Sasuke one)
- hot sauce: do I have to explain myself?
-- YAOI with all the worst possible crosses like ShikaNaru ShikaOro ShikaIta and let's not forget the great classic SHIKAHOKAGE!
- Drag him into Victoria's Secret and insist he comment on the new thong you want to buy
-try it on ans wave your ass in his face with " DOes this tthong make me ASS look huge?!" (steph would do this just to give shika a nose bleed. xD YOUTUBE TIME!)
- Give Emmy pop rocks and and lock him in a room with me for an hour
- Then mix a monster in with that
- Tell everyone in Konoha that he raped Temari with a can opener
- Light his house on fire with fireworks (I've done that O.o)
- Confuse him talking him in mumbles and then screaming out randomly
- Wake him up at 4:36 every morning singing the Never Ending Song
- Every day for the rest of his life until he gets a new lock
- Tell him he looks like some random Twilight Character and watch the fan girl rodeo.
- Buy a Shika plushie and then insist that "SHIKA WANTS TO GO WITH JOO!" o3o
- If he says no, beat him with it until he says yes
- When he says yes tell him that "Shika hates you like ur mommy."
- randomly scream "SHIKA RAPED A DOORKNOB IN MY HOUSE!" or any random crap that goes with that...
- Steal all the boxed and canned food from his house
- Either blame it on Choji or:
- Dump all the food out from the boxes and etc
- Then put sticky notes in the bottom that say "Try Again in 15 Minutes"
- place camera around his house with flashes so ever minute of the night hes woken up by a flash
- randomly place eggs around his house like in his shoes or in the bathroom
- if he doesn't find them all, well eggs rot don't they?
- Throw a shuriken at the back of someone's head then turn around and blame it on Shika
- Trash his house and then say that when he doesn't remember that he was drunk
- get him some kind of annoying animal and insist that he keeps it
- make sure it isn't house trained
- throw rocks at his window and shatter it then run like hell
- tell him the evil muffin lord is coming to rape him in his sleep with tons of brownies
- then eat a brownie in front of him really slowly
- start slowmo at random times of the day when something heroic
-when he asks say that its because he is randomly confuzzled me with a snufflelumpikis
- then attack him
- make sure you buy him the Icha Icha Paradise book...
- but its really Kakashi's stiolen one
- watch as the beat down begins
- then put the fight on youtube
- Call everyone he hates and insist that he's not gay anymore people, I was just drunk when that happened,,
- tatto puppies on his arms
- when he's watching the clouds, act like Godzilla around him
- then insist your stomping Tokyo
- steal all his clothes and replace them with girly dresses
- but then wear them the next day
- MAKE HIM READ THIS!!!!
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50 ways to annoy Deidara...
if youre Tobi.
1) Call him Deidei <3
2) Tell him how AWESOME Sasuke is in your opinion.
3) Tell him how even more awesome and supercool Itachi is in your opinion.
4) Shout, Tobi is a good boy! again and again and again and again and again.
5) Tell him that he's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen!
6) When Deidara lets explode some of his clay, say, Whoa, Senpai, THAT sure was a loud fart!
7) Plait his hair while hes asleep and add a cute pink ribbon ^^
8) Glomp him <3
9) Eat some yummy icecream while hes busy trying to catch a Jinchuriki.
10) Once he caught the Jinchuriki,
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1. Wave a magnet in his face
2. Ask if he uses all his bodies for an orgy
3. Tell him his eyes are creepy and the Sharingan looks way cooler
4. Call him Yondaime
5. Pretend you believe him to be a shadow
6. Ask if any other shadows can talk, or if hes just magical
7. Tell him one of his bodies looks like a girl
8. Tell him Zetsus hitting on Konan
9. Ask what kind of parents name their kid Pein (It means the same thing in Japanese as pain)
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How to Annoy Akatsuki Members
Several Ways to Annoy the Akatsuki and its Members! ^^
Well, this was inspired by MalunaDragons piece on how to tick off Deidara. So, here goes
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Akatsuki:
1. Call them the Akatuski. I know someone who actually does that
2. Hide their hats when they need to go out on missions.
3. Replace their shampoo with bubble bath. This will leave their hair smelling wonderful and floral, and if you use the right bubble bath, itll probably make Hidans hair a bit pink
4. Let Tobi have more than his daily quotient of Otter Pops and soda.
5. Switch their rings during
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This is for my friend shika... hope you enjoy!
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You forgot the "dye hair pink" classic!