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50 Ways To Annoy Shikamaru

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The lazy butt of the Konoha. God its easy to annoy him... BELEIVE ME!

- poke him randomly
- let my bff Steph glomp him to death (That's her job not mine -.-)
- simple: mix every hair dye known to man in his shampoo
-stalk him O.o (Steph took care of that)
- dress up as him in the worst possible cosplay and folllow him around and INSIST your the real Shikamaru (bonus if you get a Sasuke one)
- hot sauce: do I have to explain myself?
-- YAOI with all the worst possible crosses like ShikaNaru ShikaOro ShikaIta and let's not forget the great classic SHIKAHOKAGE!
- Drag him into Victoria's Secret and insist he comment on the new thong you want to buy
-try it on ans wave your ass in his face with " DOes this tthong make me ASS look huge?!" (steph would do this just to give shika a nose bleed. xD YOUTUBE TIME!)
- Give Emmy pop rocks and and lock him in a room with me for an hour
- Then mix a monster in with that
- Tell everyone in Konoha that he raped Temari with a can opener
- Light his house on fire with fireworks (I've done that O.o)
- Confuse him talking him in mumbles and then screaming out randomly
- Wake him up at 4:36 every morning singing the Never Ending Song
- Every day for the rest of his life until he gets a new lock
- Tell him he looks like some random Twilight Character and watch the fan girl rodeo.
- Buy a Shika plushie and then insist that "SHIKA WANTS TO GO WITH JOO!" o3o
- If he says no, beat him with it until he says yes
- When he says yes tell him that "Shika hates you like ur mommy."
- randomly scream "SHIKA RAPED A DOORKNOB IN MY HOUSE!" or any random crap that goes with that...
- Steal all the boxed and canned food from his house
- Either blame it on Choji or:
- Dump all the food out from the boxes and etc
- Then put sticky notes in the bottom that say "Try Again in 15 Minutes"
- place camera around his house with flashes so ever minute of the night hes woken up by a flash
- randomly place eggs around his house like in his shoes or in the bathroom
- if he doesn't find them all, well eggs rot don't they?
- Throw a shuriken at the back of someone's head then turn around and blame it on Shika
- Trash his house and then say that when he doesn't remember that he was drunk
- get him some kind of annoying animal and insist that he keeps it
- make sure it isn't house trained
- throw rocks at his window and shatter it then run like hell
- tell him the evil muffin lord is coming to rape him in his sleep with tons of brownies
- then eat a brownie in front of him really slowly
- start slowmo at random times of the day when something heroic
-when he asks say that its because he is randomly confuzzled me with a snufflelumpikis
- then attack him
- make sure you buy him the Icha Icha Paradise book...
- but its really Kakashi's stiolen one
- watch as the beat down begins
- then put the fight on youtube
- Call everyone he hates and insist that he's not gay anymore people, I was just drunk when that happened,,
- tatto puppies on his arms
- when he's watching the clouds, act like Godzilla around him
- then insist your stomping Tokyo
- steal all his clothes and replace them with girly dresses
- but then wear them the next day
- MAKE HIM READ THIS!!!!
This is for my friend shika... hope you enjoy!
© 2009 - 2024 deidarasgirl15
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RavielMoon's avatar
You forgot the "dye hair pink" classic!