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He might be the Organization's number 1, but sometimes things have to fall don't they?
- When meeting with all the other members, bust in at the worst time screaming "XEMNAS IS MY BABY DADDY!"
- Yell and fuss he needs to pay the child support or you will have the authorities bust 'em.
- Politely correct him saying that its not Organization XIII, but Orgy XIII.
- Paint the walls in his room tyedye, saying they needed a splash of color in the plain white room
- Make sure to post some yaoi of him and Saix while your at it
- When he starts the most important battle of his life, comment on his extrememly gay lightsabers that come out of his hand.
- Start calling him Darth Vader (cuz of the Etheral Blades y'know?)
- Everytime he sends you on a mission, whine and complain that you've been doing EVERYTHING around here.
- Paint his cloaks a bright neon color and say it matches his eyes beautifully.
- Make him have a staring contest with you, then sneeze in his face.
- Asks why there's so many guys and only 2 girls.
- When he says why, just intterupt and ask him if he's coming out of the closet about his gayness.
- Play Numa Numa and start a congo line and force him into it.
- Make him smile (jeez that would be creepy owo")
- Cosplay as Xenhort and command him to bow down and kiss your big toe (Bonus if you do it during a meeting)
- If he doesn't say you will find the Keeper of Granola Bars and make him eat oatmeal for the rest of his life... or until he disappears... whichever one comes first...
- Whenever he walks into the Gray Area, comment on how he struts not walk... struts...
- Everytime he says the word "and" make a random animal noise.
- Ask him why he sits in the tallest chair.
- Interrupt in the middle of the conversation and start yelling "NO! NO IT'S NOT THE TRUTH! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
- Dye his hair crimson and comment on how much he wants Axel. (Poor Axel!)
- In a middle of a conversation, disappear in a corridor, saying your going to go pick up his hoe, Sora.
- Cosplay as him, walking around saying your the real Xemnas.
- Then promptly flash everyone to piss them off...
- ... Then lead them into his room and hide while they gang up on him.
- After everything he say, ask why?
- On a day off when there at the beach, dig a really deep hole then cover it with a towel.
- Tell him you laid that towel for him, then run like hell when his ass falls into the hole. (BONUS IF YOU PUT A CRAB IN THERE LOL!)
- When he walks into a room, spray him with a fire extinguisher, yelling OMG SPIDER ON YOUR FACE!!!!
- Put hair removal cream in his conditioner.
- Dispose of all of his toothpaste and replace it with Orajel.
- Snicker when he finds out his mouth will be numb for the next hour!
- One day when he's on a mission, take all of his things and dump it in the bath tub.
- Snicker to yourself as he tries to firgure out how the hell it got there.
- Dress up as a Heartless and follow him, making weird noises and hiding when he turns around.
- If your even more of a daredevil dress up as Saix and take a picture of him and hide when he notices the flash of the camera!
- During a really important meeting, scream at the top of your lungs "WHAT'S SEX?"
- Then make him explain it to you in full detail....
- Repeatedly call him Mansex because that's his real name.
- MAKE HIM READ THIS!
- When meeting with all the other members, bust in at the worst time screaming "XEMNAS IS MY BABY DADDY!"
- Yell and fuss he needs to pay the child support or you will have the authorities bust 'em.
- Politely correct him saying that its not Organization XIII, but Orgy XIII.
- Paint the walls in his room tyedye, saying they needed a splash of color in the plain white room
- Make sure to post some yaoi of him and Saix while your at it
- When he starts the most important battle of his life, comment on his extrememly gay lightsabers that come out of his hand.
- Start calling him Darth Vader (cuz of the Etheral Blades y'know?)
- Everytime he sends you on a mission, whine and complain that you've been doing EVERYTHING around here.
- Paint his cloaks a bright neon color and say it matches his eyes beautifully.
- Make him have a staring contest with you, then sneeze in his face.
- Asks why there's so many guys and only 2 girls.
- When he says why, just intterupt and ask him if he's coming out of the closet about his gayness.
- Play Numa Numa and start a congo line and force him into it.
- Make him smile (jeez that would be creepy owo")
- Cosplay as Xenhort and command him to bow down and kiss your big toe (Bonus if you do it during a meeting)
- If he doesn't say you will find the Keeper of Granola Bars and make him eat oatmeal for the rest of his life... or until he disappears... whichever one comes first...
- Whenever he walks into the Gray Area, comment on how he struts not walk... struts...
- Everytime he says the word "and" make a random animal noise.
- Ask him why he sits in the tallest chair.
- Interrupt in the middle of the conversation and start yelling "NO! NO IT'S NOT THE TRUTH! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
- Dye his hair crimson and comment on how much he wants Axel. (Poor Axel!)
- In a middle of a conversation, disappear in a corridor, saying your going to go pick up his hoe, Sora.
- Cosplay as him, walking around saying your the real Xemnas.
- Then promptly flash everyone to piss them off...
- ... Then lead them into his room and hide while they gang up on him.
- After everything he say, ask why?
- On a day off when there at the beach, dig a really deep hole then cover it with a towel.
- Tell him you laid that towel for him, then run like hell when his ass falls into the hole. (BONUS IF YOU PUT A CRAB IN THERE LOL!)
- When he walks into a room, spray him with a fire extinguisher, yelling OMG SPIDER ON YOUR FACE!!!!
- Put hair removal cream in his conditioner.
- Dispose of all of his toothpaste and replace it with Orajel.
- Snicker when he finds out his mouth will be numb for the next hour!
- One day when he's on a mission, take all of his things and dump it in the bath tub.
- Snicker to yourself as he tries to firgure out how the hell it got there.
- Dress up as a Heartless and follow him, making weird noises and hiding when he turns around.
- If your even more of a daredevil dress up as Saix and take a picture of him and hide when he notices the flash of the camera!
- During a really important meeting, scream at the top of your lungs "WHAT'S SEX?"
- Then make him explain it to you in full detail....
- Repeatedly call him Mansex because that's his real name.
- MAKE HIM READ THIS!
Literature
50 ways to annoy Deidara...
if youre Tobi.
1) Call him Deidei <3
2) Tell him how AWESOME Sasuke is in your opinion.
3) Tell him how even more awesome and supercool Itachi is in your opinion.
4) Shout, Tobi is a good boy! again and again and again and again and again.
5) Tell him that he's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen!
6) When Deidara lets explode some of his clay, say, Whoa, Senpai, THAT sure was a loud fart!
7) Plait his hair while hes asleep and add a cute pink ribbon ^^
8) Glomp him <3
9) Eat some yummy icecream while hes busy trying to catch a Jinchuriki.
10) Once he caught the Jinchuriki,
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50 Ways to Piss Off Pein
1. Wave a magnet in his face
2. Ask if he uses all his bodies for an orgy
3. Tell him his eyes are creepy and the Sharingan looks way cooler
4. Call him Yondaime
5. Pretend you believe him to be a shadow
6. Ask if any other shadows can talk, or if hes just magical
7. Tell him one of his bodies looks like a girl
8. Tell him Zetsus hitting on Konan
9. Ask what kind of parents name their kid Pein (It means the same thing in Japanese as pain)
10. Tell him its really lame how all his bodies have the same name, and that as an evil mastermind he should have more creativity.
11. Point out that his eyes look li
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50 Ways to Piss off Hidan
1. Tell him Jesus loves him. Constantly
2. Call his god Jasmin
3. Ask where he got the purple contacts
4. Start one of those jars where a person has to put in a nickel every time they curse
5. Have Kakuzu monitor the jar (you know he will ^^)
6. Ask if you can borrow his necklace
7. Write ____ was here on his scythe
8. Blame Deidara for it
9. Send him sex notes
10. Say theyre from Zetsu
11. Tell him he takes being emo to the extreme
12. Dress up as an emo and greet him as your brethren
13. Suggest that the two of you cut your wrists together
14. Laugh when his head gets cut off
15. Ask why the hell
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Since I've become a Kingdom Hearts fan, I think it's time we play a prank on some of the Organization XIII members. Xemnas is first because he's NUMBER 1! OH YEAH!
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Could you make one of these hilarious lists for Axel or Demyx?
(On a side note, I would do all of these.)
(On a side note, I would do all of these.)