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50 Ways to Annoy Xemnas

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He might be the Organization's number 1, but sometimes things have to fall don't they?

- When meeting with all the other members, bust in at the worst time screaming "XEMNAS IS MY BABY DADDY!"

- Yell and fuss he needs to pay the child support or you will have the authorities bust 'em.

- Politely correct him saying that its not Organization XIII, but Orgy XIII.

- Paint the walls in his room tyedye, saying they needed a splash of color in the plain white room

- Make sure to post some yaoi of him and Saix while your at it

- When he starts the most important battle of his life, comment on his extrememly gay lightsabers that come out of his hand.

- Start calling him Darth Vader (cuz of the Etheral Blades y'know?)

- Everytime he sends you on a mission, whine and complain that you've been doing EVERYTHING around here.

- Paint his cloaks a bright neon color and say it matches his eyes beautifully.

- Make him have a staring contest with you, then sneeze in his face.

- Asks why there's so many guys and only 2 girls.

- When he says why, just intterupt and ask him if he's coming out of the closet about his gayness.

- Play Numa Numa and start a congo line and force him into it.

- Make him smile (jeez that would be creepy owo")

- Cosplay as Xenhort and command him to bow down and kiss your big toe (Bonus if you do it during a meeting)

- If he doesn't say you will find the Keeper of Granola Bars and make him eat oatmeal for the rest of his life... or until he disappears... whichever one comes first...

- Whenever he walks into the Gray Area, comment on how he struts not walk... struts...

- Everytime he says the word "and" make a random animal noise.

- Ask him why he sits in the tallest chair.

- Interrupt in the middle of the conversation and start yelling "NO! NO IT'S NOT THE TRUTH! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

- Dye his hair crimson and comment on how much he wants Axel. (Poor Axel!)

- In a middle of a conversation, disappear in a corridor, saying your going to go pick up his hoe, Sora.

- Cosplay as him, walking around saying your the real Xemnas.

- Then promptly flash everyone to piss them off...

- ... Then lead them into his room and hide while they gang up on him.

- After everything he say, ask why?

- On a day off when there at the beach, dig a really deep hole then cover it with a towel.

- Tell him you laid that towel for him, then run like hell when his ass falls into the hole. (BONUS IF YOU PUT A CRAB IN THERE LOL!)

- When he walks into a room, spray him with a fire extinguisher, yelling OMG SPIDER ON YOUR FACE!!!!

- Put hair removal cream in his conditioner.

- Dispose of all of his toothpaste and replace it with Orajel.

- Snicker when he finds out his mouth will be numb for the next hour!

- One day when he's on a mission, take all of his things and dump it in the bath tub.

- Snicker to yourself as he tries to firgure out how the hell it got there.

- Dress up as a Heartless and follow him, making weird noises and hiding when he turns around.

- If your even more of a daredevil dress up as Saix and take a picture of him and hide when he notices the flash of the camera!

- During a really important meeting, scream at the top of your lungs "WHAT'S SEX?"

- Then make him explain it to you in full detail....

- Repeatedly call him Mansex because that's his real name.

- MAKE HIM READ THIS!
Since I've become a Kingdom Hearts fan, I think it's time we play a prank on some of the Organization XIII members. Xemnas is first because he's NUMBER 1! OH YEAH!
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Inoheiwa's avatar
Could you make one of these hilarious lists for Axel or Demyx?
(On a side note, I would do all of these.)